18 USC 1001

if they ever give me arrest authority, i hope you all learn from Marion Jones who will be going to jail. no more lying. for the non-lawyers out there, the subject line refers to Title 18 of the US Code, section 1001.

today i was baked in the sun, assisting at Alexandria's equivalent of the 57th street art fair. i was helping out with our church in making scarecrows. i have quite an innate talent at it, probably because i enjoy fanangaling things together (see past Christmas decorations at the office). After we ran out of the normal pantyhose heads, you should've seen me putting together makeshift head. anyways, here's some pictures of the final products. i didn't take any pictures of me sweeping straw for an hour and a half straight.