In addition to being a blog, i've decided to turn this into a personal webpage. I've realized that
this template they give me makes it super easy to create personal webpages and what not and I will take full advantage.
Welcome to my blog. be sure to read the 
why i go to san antonio
Indictment Unsealed
3 down, 47 to go. easy to indict, hard to arrest, harder to keep in jail, near impossible to extradite.
there's also $5 million a piece for the secretariat members (pdf). who's in? i can't collect the reward money, but we can work out some deal where i feed you info and you go in and grab them. sure they've got some machine guns, guards, and are hidden in a jungle tougher than vietnam and you'll get no support from the colombians. but you'll have a better chance there than getting the $25 million for bin laden.
3 down, 47 to go. easy to indict, hard to arrest, harder to keep in jail, near impossible to extradite.
there's also $5 million a piece for the secretariat members (pdf). who's in? i can't collect the reward money, but we can work out some deal where i feed you info and you go in and grab them. sure they've got some machine guns, guards, and are hidden in a jungle tougher than vietnam and you'll get no support from the colombians. but you'll have a better chance there than getting the $25 million for bin laden.
posted by RJW | 9:58 PM
2 Comments:
Are you feeling any better?
Geez, Jimmy. Compared to Columbia San Antonio is, like, I don't know, St. Louis or something. Don't let them send you there. See if you can land a sweet assignment on the Tijuana drug tunnels instead.
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